A couple of nights ago I was making the evening rounds at our house making sure everything was closed and locked, when I got a little surprise. Rodger usually does this, but he was out of town so I was completing the nightly ritual. I went out to make sure the garage door was shut at about 11:30 so that the cat and her kittens would be ok since it's been getting kind of cold.
I've been leaving the garage door open about 5 or 6 inches so she can go in and out during the day. Anyway when I opened the door she was in the garage all huffed up like some deranged puffer-fish hissing. She was blocking her kittens and peering under my car at something she was definitely unhappy about.
The neighbors have a cat that she is not to fond of, and that's what I thought must be under the car. I walked around the car a couple of times waiting to see the cat dart out from under the car, but nothing happened.
I finally decided that I was going to have to get down and look. I was hoping to see one of these:

(they have been the bane of my front garden for several years now).
Or one of these:

I have seen some of these a few streets over, and thought perhaps they had migrated.
I was really hoping it wasn't one of these:

Nope, instead what I found staring back at me eyeball to eyeball was this:

That's right a coyote had somehow squirmed under the barely open garage door and was now under my highlander! To my credit I didn't scream or cry. I got up and grabbed the nearest weapon which happened to be one of the boys plastic baseball bats.
I would have thought that seeing a person would have been enough to scare the sucker off, but no luck. Coyote's are very skittish animals, and I couldn't believe it was still under the car. I guess it wanted the kittens pretty bad. Anyway I poked and jabbed at it quite a bit, but the bat wasn't long enough to reach all the way underneath the car so the coyote and I were doing a strange dance under and around the vehicle for about 5 minutes with me becoming more and more frustrated that it wouldn't just leave.
I finally had to yell for the boys to come and bring me something longer that would reach all the way underneath the car. So mop in hand I went after it again, and finally got it out from underneath the car where it started running all around the garage in a panic. Eventually I corralled it outside and was able to shut the door.
We went to bed, and the next morning I was regaling my grandparents with my little escapade when my grandpa again pointed out this is not how coyotes normally act. He thought it was probably sick.....(meaning had rabies) and that we were fortunate that it hadn't been aggressive. So then I got to go home and wash out and bleach my garage just in case.
Long story short, I better keep the garage door shut!
















